I brought it on myself

Moments before my last flight I noticed the two empties in front of
me. Having cat like reflexes I pounced only to find out that the
largest man on the plane had claim to the seat next to the one I
currently occupied. Where was he when I made my move you ask? In the
airplanes built in and oh so roomy lavatory.

His arm, thigh, and wallet spilled over and rubbed upon me for the
duration of the flight. In some countries we would be considered
married!

Comments

[Mae Lynn]

Question. Was it obvious to him you were taking his picture? LOL

[Andrew]

Hahahaha!!

[RickyG]

LOL
I had that happen to me once with a hairy voluptuous lady. Her hairy harms kept rubbing on me during the whole flight.

[Jocelyn]

This happened to us but it was with and elderly guy who farted the whole time.