L.A.X: to thumbs down

Apparently I have never been to LAX before. I think I would remember
its eclectic filthiness and its total lack of regard for humanity.
Since each terminal is not connected you actually have to go outside
and re-enter (and yes go through security again) if your airline puts
you on a different airline.

Its one redeeming feature is this handy dandy cell recharge center. I
watched Dan in Real Life on the ol iPhone and my juice was low, so
this did come in handy.